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Cross the Road Jokes
Q: Why did the alligater
cross the road?
A: Because he was following the chicken!
Submitted April 20, 2002 by Jennifer, age 14 from Kansas.
Q: What do you get when a sharp rock crosses the road?
A: A flat tire!
Submitted March 19, 2002 by Gertrude, age 3 from Rome, Italy.
Q: Why did the old man cross the road?
A: To look at his life from the other side!
Submitted January 8, 2002 by Kita, age 14 from Maryland.
Q: Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A: To get to the second-hand store!
Submitted January 5, 2002 by Vida, age 6 from Seattle, Washington.
Q: Why was the cat afraid to cross the road?
A: Because he was a scaredy cat!
Submitted December 18, 2001 by Kate, age 6 from San Juan Island,
Washington, USA.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in some dirt, and cross the
road again?
A: Because he's a dirty double-crosser!
Submitted December 6, 2001 by Josh, age 13 from Hudson,
Massachusettes.
Q: Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
A: To get the pot on the other side!
Submitted November 21, 2001 by TeTonia, age 8 from Georgia
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because it was MOO-ving!
A: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to be the cows NEIGH-bor!
Submitted November 14, 2001 by Brooke, age 13 from Austraila
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any body to go with!
Submitted October 29, 2001 by Drew, age 10 from Thorntown, Indiana
Q: Why did the bee cross the road?
A: To buy some beeloney!
Submitted October 24, 2001 by Fatima, age 9 from Doha, Qatar
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Submitted March 24, 2001 by Alexandra, age 6 from Toronto, Canada
Q. Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Submitted October 29, 2000 by Blake L., age 9 from Victoria,
Australia
Q. Why did the computer cross the road?
A. Because the chicken programmed it to.
Submitted October 29, 2000 by Blake L., age 9 from Victoria,
Australia
Q: Why wouldn't the Shepard cross the road?
A: Because he was sheepish.
Submitted October 24, 2000 by Jacob B.B., age 10 from Bedford, Texas
USA
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Submitted September 29, 2000 by Tiffany, age 6 from Indiana, USA
Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: He wanted to see his flat mate.
Submitted August 19, 2000 by Jade Richey, age 12 from Australia
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?
A: I don't know he hasn't got there yet!
Submitted August 15, 2000 by Michael, age 8 from Nottingham, England
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station.
Submitted August 10, 2000 by Kelly, age 6 from Ohio
Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Submitted July 24, 2000 by Carl from Connecticut
Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Submitted July 11, 2000 by Greg, age 9 from Wisconsin
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the secondhand shop.
Submitted July 9, 2000 by Rhiannon W., age 9 from Wales, UK
Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts!!!!!
Submitted July 7, 2000 by Nicole, age 11 from Morgonton, North
Carolina
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct. Get it?)
Submitted July 3, 2000 by Barbara, a parent from California.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell Station!
Submitted June 29, 2000 by Arlo, age 10 from Pardeeville, Wisconsin
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because it was the chickens day off!
Submitted June 21, 2000 by Amanda, age 11 from Chatham County, NC
Q: Why did A cross the road?
A: Because a B was right behind her.
Submitted June 19, 2000 by Ashlie, age 8 from Delaware County, PA
Q: Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
A: To get to her Web site.
Submitted June 11, 2000 by Barbara, a parent from San Diego,
California.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because he was a double crosser.
Submitted June 6, 2000 by Tyler, 10 years old
from Washington, USA |
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