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Baseball Jokes
Q: Why did
the baseball player go to jail?
A: Because he was caught trying to steal 2nd base!
Submitted May 12, 2002 by Meghan, age 10 from New Jersey.
Q: Why does it get hot after baseball game?
A: Because all the fans leave!
Submitted April 21, 2002 by a reader age 10.
Q: Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?
A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books!
Submitted December 31, 2001 by Dina, age 8 from Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania.
Q: What type of ball does a fly eat?
A: A fly ball!
Submitted January 3, 2002 by Kyle, age 12 from the USA.
Q: What do you call a baseball with bugs on it?
A: A fly ball!
Submitted January 3, 2002 by Kyle, age 12 from the USA.
Q: What runs around the field but never wins?
A: A fence!
Submitted April 24, 2001 by Lorena, age 11 from the USA
Q: What did one baseball player say to the other?
A: Hit a homer!
Q: What did Derek Jeter say when he got all his teeth pulled out?
A: Maybe I should play for the New York Yankers!
Submitted April 18, 2001 by Matt, age 9 from Kingston MA
Submitted March 23, 2001 by Spike, age 8 from New Hampshire, USA
Q: Why didn't the first baseman get to dance with Cinderella?
A: He missed the ball!
Submitted September 25, 2000 by a reader from Canada
Q: Where's the world's biggest diamond?
A: In any baseball field.
Submitted August 23, 2000 by Alicia B., age 11 from Maryland
Q: What did the baseball say to the bat?
A: I am coming to get you!
Submitted June 28, 2000 by Joshua Andrew, age 10 from Round Rock,
Texas
Q: Why is it so hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans leave.
Submitted June 3, 2000 by Tena T., 8 years old from Maryland
Q: What did one baseball say to the other?
A: I'm outta here!
Submitted June 2, 2000 by Martin, 9 years old
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